i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
Hearing somebody tell you that they love you is one thing; knowing their palms start to sweat when you smile at them is another."
- Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
- Me: don't
- Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
- Uterus: hardly any breaks??
- Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
- Uterus: if something were to
- Uterus: happen